Future-me as a parent
by the time you finished writing this you were already replaced by 10 new followers
*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
OMG YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLICK ON AND POP THE BUBBLEWRAP THIS IS SO COOL
OMFG I CANT BELIEVE THIS WORKS
lies and deceit is all this is.
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
"hey since you’re here can you come help me with this"
"i’ll give you money if you do"
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something