680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

funkies:

I want to be nicole richie when I grow up. 

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get

checkmatethatprivilege:

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

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difficults:

every time I talk to someone and they apologize for their english I get really sad because english is actually a really difficult language and most of them have impeccable grammar and they’re saying sorry please don’t apologize for learning a hard second language like you should be getting a gold star because you rock???

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense