SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”
yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop