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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

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basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

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echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

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lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this 
please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this

#2: stop reblogging this 

please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

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