Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
Guys this will only take two seconds. I entered a competition and I really need everyones vote. All you’ve got to do is click on this link and click VOTE. Thats all. I hope you guys don’t ignore this, every vote counts!
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth
I love elephants more than anything
#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this
we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know