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croatoan-the-line:

illuminati-cornchip:

lunarch-screams:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

It’s unbelievable how many ways people can fuck up the name Jerome.  Also it’s Curtin not Curtain.

How does anyone fuck up saying or spelling Abby like wtf


People tend to get the surname right cause they have little choice (Smith), but the first name always seems to be an issue.

croatoan-the-line:

illuminati-cornchip:

lunarch-screams:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

It’s unbelievable how many ways people can fuck up the name Jerome.  Also it’s Curtin not Curtain.

How does anyone fuck up saying or spelling Abby like wtf

People tend to get the surname right cause they have little choice (Smith), but the first name always seems to be an issue.

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

egg-rolls:


debatable


what

egg-rolls:

debatable

what

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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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2corinththoughts:

spiritdick:

I want to know why


I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.

2corinththoughts:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.

Australia. 

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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