basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
every time I talk to someone and they apologize for their english I get really sad because english is actually a really difficult language and most of them have impeccable grammar and they’re saying sorry please don’t apologize for learning a hard second language like you should be getting a gold star because you rock???
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense